So, you were blinded by the hater-ness well, i want you to know that i do not hate you. =) You're my friend now.
Matt Payne definitely NOT hating^
Anti-haters are the freedom fighters against HATER oppression. I love haters, because without them, I would be out of my job.
Don't be alarmed, this drunk bitch is just warming up the blowjob apparatus.
Hey you see that!? YOU LEAVE MY MAN ALONE!
If hating were to be broken down into a more simple definition, male or female, the simplest way to describe such an anomaly is by two words. Drama Queen.
A drama queen is a type of attention whore, usually female and/or a goth, who is overemotional, exaggerative and prone to theatrical displays of hatred and melodrama. Their feelings range from ecstatic to suicidal, but rarely is there any middle-ground between these two extremes.
The interesting factor in the case of the psycLOLgy of the female drama queen, is that the amount of drama they generate on the internet is always directly inverse to the amount of drama surrounding them in real life. Everything becomes serious fucking business. Thus, such a mundane event as, say, opening a bag of Doritos, triggers drama of massive, epic vortex-like proportions, pulling all and sundry into it's black hole-like grasp when posted to the LiveJournal or blog of the drama queen in question and will usually include such parameters as:
- The crinkle of the bag opening caused her to get into a fight with her boyfriend (or parents if a basement dweller ), and said confrontation escalating to the point of physical/sexual abuse, broken furnishings and the possible buggering of any small animals within reach. The reality is that she was asked to keep the crinkling down because her baby brother/sister just went down for a nap.
- Caused her to have an attack of massive self doubt regarding her weight and/or her placement in the capitalist system as a consumer whore for brand name products, which invariably results in a youtube "confession", usually with much sniffling, mascara that has been streamed by tears and unintelligible breaks in speech. Warning: May also be accompanied by really bad goth/emo "poetry", if said drama queen is of that persuasion.
- Failing any creativity, will be linked with an "odd or unexplained" occurrence in her vicinity, such as at the precise moment the bag was opened, the lights flickered and an odd scraping was heard in the walls of the room. This will be especially true if said drama queen is a member of an internet community that deals with unexplained phenomena.
protip: leave such dealings for professionals
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