Can you get pussy from Bandannas? I have a few people here that would beg to agree that the answer is 'yes.' Late 80's dambanna history. [He did it for the kids!!!11]
Weighing in at 156 pounds. He consists completely of extremely cut LA cocaine and Ho-zeh Queervo...Ladies and Gentlemen!
BreeeeeeeeEEEEEET mother fuckin MIIICCHHHAAEEELLLLS!
Now, this man has evidently had A. WAY too much fun as a rock the hole star and B. achieved complete and total financial freedom and last but not least...he has pulled Pamela Fuckin ANDERSON. Okay, so shes not the cleanest out there but, this was taken in the early 90's. -Pre Tommy Lee gentle warts era-
Rock of Love saved my life. I never thought that id be entertained by something so horrible in life. Hell, id have to say that this is worse than the mass genocide's in Africa, South America, and North Carolina. It's funny because a lot of bandannas come from African sweat shops. It's okay though if they make us look cool we'll probably like...drop food over their huts. See, America is pretty cool i guess. Iv got like atleast 3 or 4 guesses on who is the coolest around. Tell tall tell you the truth here...Id say that the hottest would be...........THIS bitch. Now that's the bitch UNDER the previous word 'this' for all you idiots.
Okay, so what IF Bret Michael's was an Alien? I DONT think it be wise to put it past him. And even if you did...what could he did? Yea, NOPE. This mother fuckers got on more mascara than Tiffany, or Little Amy, or Christy-Christy...I dont know this horrible excuse for good 80s music's name...What's her name? Whats her mother fuckin naaame?
Okay, so IF Bret Michaels IS an Alien...How did it happen?
Okay, okay...Hold your crotches...I got the dl dude. Or for the completely absent minded...I GOT THE INFO ON HOW HE BECAME AN ALIEN DUDEZ!!111
So, one day Mr. Michael's was lathering his pegged little rock star eyes and he was abducted by what appeared to be an innocent old lady but was in fact was a killer clown sent from the year 2020 to stop the McRancher-Potato-Burger-Chips from being invented.
Keep penis clear of loppers.
Keep penis clear of circus tint.
It seems the clown from year 2020 had an alternative motive that cannot seem to figure out.
If you wanted the whole world to laugh...Why could you have showered my house with big buds when i was in need super clown? I needed you and you weren't there. I am crying, like really really hard. My mascara is running. Do you see what you did to us? The makeup and myself are mad now.
Mr. Joker if i cant be happy then i want New York to be.
Not as cool as Bret Michael's mascara but it does give other people a run for their money. Like this bitch.
China: Satanic Super Computer stuck in wrestling simulation. In the past or future -where im from duh- they had a few glitches with the 101 models...they had over sized clitzzz and looks like Thore getting beaten with a 13 foot steal dildo.
Okay, i KNOW you want to believe...just bare with me please...I know this is crazy but, it works out for McDonnalds...Dont worry, they'll be here in 2020. Until year 2021 where they are bought out by the super human Graig. Graiglist takes over half the universe in year 2023 and by 2030 humans are sold as slaves and are wired to be live action internet search machines. They are doing your dirty work for you.
Polly Shore teams up with Graig and sends out a massive US red alert establishing his right to all the bandannas in the US. When the people refused it got even worse for them. not only could they not possess the power of the dambanna but they were forced to only have one style hat. This hat is here now.
All your bandannas are belong to VH1. Hell, i couldn't stop them back in 2019...i damn sure cant stop them now...They have taken over Craiglist and Polly Shore...VH1 has the humans (that are kept alive to work everyday jobs and pay their cable bills) watching VH1 all day in the new Cable Access Brain Implants...
When the humans were asked if they can turn the TV's off inside their heads they simply fumbled at the mouth and wept. Some even...soiled themselves. o_o
Too tell you the truth lady i don't care if those ducks are all you have left. The ducks will be boiled alive in front of Ronald McDonnalds eyes. Its only right to sacrifice then for the sake of the McDonnald.
Okay so what if McDonnald did drop the bomb in 2020? You'd still fuckin eat it. You cannot deny that you are drawn from highways with billboards of the new McDonnald whore[s]...yea we got like 8 of em.
Evidently he is loving the SHIT outta the d-d-DONNALDz.
It's okay those things on the side of his face are his bisepts...Please, don't worry about him. He just needs to dipping sauce.
Personally, i like to stay away from the fast food. It's only OKAY...and you can just buy some scrapple from the store and eat that...HELL you don't even have to cook that shit. Just eat bitch. Put this fuckin Mcchickaaaaan in your fuckin MOUTH HO. DO IT NOW!
Okay, so that would be more appropriate for this picture i presume...
Whatever...This ^ proves my point of how the Donnald...isn't going anywhere. IM fuckin lovin it!
please big big women...will you suplex me? will you caress my restless mcdonny consuming body? Can i nestle in your victorious [incredibly big] secret under draws? I want to, i need this in my...i my face in your crotch mommy BBW.
please big big women...will you feed me fries one by one...
please big big women...
please big big women...wont you be my big round world?
Heston, has on Velcro shoes and some fuckin high waters with a members only jacket.
What a loser. He probably doesn't even know what a facebook is.
^-Look, I don't think holding the KG-9 like that is going to help...I mean, look at Jack Burton! Sure, he doesn't hit anything except that rock that knocks him out in the movie, but at least he doesn't LOOK like the KG-9 is giving him a hard time.
Notice the 70's belly button rings. Odd.
Just stay away from the Donnald.
Stay very close to Steven Tyler.
I like you, seriously you're really cool...See im giving you the dl. Your out of this world! =) Keep on
Its okay if you get overwhelmed by this blog...Its natural to have emotions and feelings about bandannas, VH1, Polly Shore, or even Vince Mc's death. Just remember that you are not safe within your facebook world. You are not safe within your candy skittled room. Satanic Super Computer's are here to stay in 2030.